Let the world know just how hard you intend to party with the Fucked Drinking Hat!

This plastic hard hat is a novelty item designed to look like a construction helmet and proudly proclaims the level of drunkenness you and your friends are aiming for. The Fucked Drinking Hat features a drink holder on either side of the helmet for hands-free drinking and half as much running to the bar. A securing clip on the inside of the hat holds the straw tube in place, so all you have to do is place the side straws into your drinks and suck on the central one to get your booze fix!

Key features of the Fucked Drinking Hat:

• Cheeky declaration of your ideal (or current) sobriety status
• 2 drink holders, one on either side
• Internal securing clip to prevent the straw tube from moving inside the hat
• Offers convenient hands-free drinking - just suck and enjoy!

Please note that this hat is a novelty item and is not to be used in the place of protective headgear. Drink responsibly.